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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:27

Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
No way
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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